identical twins have so much power tbh last year my lab partner steve came in with pierced ears and everyone was like whoa steve when did u get them pierced and he was like i’ve had them for 3 years. i’m not steve. and he just sat down and started taking notes. the next day steve came in and was like did u guys see my brother jake yesterday lmao we switched schools
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
this is so fucking beautiful
The reason I don’t smile when I’m riding is because I’m trying to remember where the fuck I’m going.
Or what the fuck I’m doing
Or how the fuck to do it
And if I am smiling, it’s because i just fucked up and i’m trying to cover it up.
This is the best equestrian post on tumblr
this is the most accurate text post omfg
"i don’t love him but he’s here and you aren’t"
Still my favorite post in the world
I have watched this over and over for the past five minutes.